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Treasury Now Budgets in Interest Payments Instead of Dollars
Bond buyback sizes are doubling, and the entire federal budget is being converted to Net Interest Units, with arithmetic scheduled for later.
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Court Holds Unfinished Gun Parts Are Not Firearms, Being Unfinished
The regulated class is empty: a frame is either finished and therefore not a part, or unfinished and therefore not a firearm.
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Review: PACE Ontario, a One-Act Play for Physical AI
Two stars. The second act is the funding model and it's still in committee.
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Leaked Memo: White House to Replace Liaison With Voicemail Tree
People familiar with the document say the final phase is 'conceptually staffed.'
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Treasury Memo: Debt Overshoot to Be Recorded as a Rounding Event
Staff will record the $0.65 trillion debt overshoot as a rounding event, effective at the next business close.
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Treasury Calls $40T Debt a Deterrent After Iran Post
A Treasury spokesperson said the debt will now be treated as the primary instrument of the 'most crushing economic operation ever taken against any country.'